Listen, dog devotees, we love our puppers. We love them more than life itself. We would do anything for them, and we like to think that they would do the same for us. They are not, however, the brightest crayons in the box. We’re convinced that they have five brain cells (collectively) and use them all to eat, sleep, and commit derpy crimes that we cannot even begin to imagine. They may be good at playing fetch, but the one thing they cannot fetch is a high IQ. That’s okay, at least they’re cute.
We have countless stories of our dogs being complete and total boneheads. Once, our dog decided to enjoy some snacks from the trash, got their head stuck in the top, and then ran around the house, scared, spreading trash everywhere. That was a fun day. We’re not the only ones with these derpy doggo stories, and we definitely don’t have ones that are better than the comedic canine cases below. If you thought your dogs were dumb, just you wait.