Henlo, hoomans. We are doggos. We were hired to fetch you some things. We were hired because we’re already expert fetchers. We doggos fetch you sticks and toys you throw far. Then we run Very Fast™ to fetch them for you. This is what’s written in our CV files – expert fetchers. So we are doggos, and we were hired to fetch you these things: laughs, smiles, funnies, and doggo delight.
Don’t worry, hooman, we are trained dogs. We can fetch you all these things at top speed. Yes, even through the Monday traffic. That’s because we’re all good boys and girls, so we don’t need to be on a car or a bus, and not even cramped inside the subway. We run very fast because we’re dogs, and this is how you will receive all your laughs, smiles, funnies, and doggo delight very fast.
The best way is through dog memes. We’re fetching you now some funny dog memes. This is what we were hired for. And like you are working this Monday morning, so are we – we work at being the doggos who fetch you funny dog memes.