Ah! Oh, wait, it’s only you. We thought you were something else. Now, please, let us return to our trashy corner where we can hide from the world and pretend we do not exist. If we think about our existence we might scream again. Because we’re actually opossums. You see, being an opossum is a pretty stressful situation to be in – everything is big and scary, so all we can do is either scream or pretend we’re dead. Yes, these are the only two options, we don’t know any other options to deal with the stress of life, or of things in general.
Wait, are you also an opossum? Because we have a cool little secret to deal with life’s stress. What, you thought we just cour in fear in this trash? Nope. We’re looking at opossum memes. They heal our souls, little by little, until we’re ready to get out into the world again. Until we feel the need to scream and run back to the trash and hide, and watch some more opossum memes.