Khloé Kardashian Hid Under Bed While Kris Jenner Had Sex

There’s no disputing that Khloé Kardashian has been through a lot of trauma in her life, from big breakups to messy scandals. However, it sounds like this particular childhood experience left her especially scarred — and I can understand why.

On the latest episode of her podcast, Khloé in Wonder Land, the Good American founder was joined by the one and only Kris Jenner. The mother-daughter duo talked about all things family and parenting, which prompted Khloé to share a “gross” childhood memory.

On the topic of having kids, Khloé said: “I believe I was under the bed one time when you and your ex-husband were trying [to get pregnant] and that was… I still go to therapy over that.” Somewhat hilariously, Kris jumped to her own defense, which led them to tell the whole story.

“I was playing hide and go-seek, and nobody found me, and I fell asleep,” Khloé remembered, to which Kris added: “You were hiding under my bed, and you didn’t get caught. You decided to stay there because it sounded exciting, and you got an earful, and you being tortured for the rest of your life is exactly what you deserve… Those sounds will never leave you.”

Now, if you thought Kris’s defensiveness was a little weird, then the story gets worse when you learn that Khloé was with her friend Francesca at the time (I actually can’t decide who that experience would be worse for?). She recalled that two of them got the giggles, which was how Kris and her then-husband — presumably Caitlyn Jenner — were alerted to their presence.

“You guys were like, ‘I think I hear something,’ and then when you guys said that, we ran, and you were like, ‘What was that?’” Khloé remembered, adding that it was “a while” before anyone eventually came to find them. “I think you guys were probably so mortified, as I would be, too.”

Looking back, Kris said she was most likely wondering how to manage the situation carefully. “We were probably trying to figure out the game plan, like, ‘What do we say we were doing?’” she explained. “‘Let’s say we were wrestling and it was an Olympic competition.’”